writing

Comedy Satire

TORONTO MAN SHATTERS WORLD RECORD BY INTERRUPTING WOMAN 67 TIMES IN FIVE MINUTES

LOCAL ADULTERER THINKS POLYAMORY IS STUPID

LOCAL MAN QUITS DAY JOB TO TROLL FEMINISTS ONLINE FULL-TIME

OBITUARY: 28-YEAR-OLD HIPSTER TRAGICALLY DIES, SURVIVED BY HIS TINDER MATCHES 

HOW TO GET A FUCKBOY TO TEXT YOU BACK 

Sex & Relationships

LIFE TIP: DATE SOMEONE WHO THINKS YOU’RE FUCKING AMAZING

I DO NOT EXIST TO FIX YOU

KNOWING YOU’RE AN ASSHOLE DOESN’T EXCUSE YOU FROM BEING AN ASSHOLE

HERE IS HOW YOU DATE ME: A LIST OF SIMPLE INSTRUCTIONS FOR YOU TO FOLLOW

THE PERSON WHO YOU ARE IN ROMANTIC RELATIONSHIPS IS STILL WHO YOU ARE

I AM DONE DATING PEOPLE WHO DON’T MAKE PLANS

MY FIRST THREESOME: PART 1

WHY I HATE SHOWER SEX

WHAT I LOVE ABOUT PERIOD SEX

I WANT TO MASTURBATE IN A CIRCLE OF WOMEN

MISSIONARY SEX: WHY IT’S THE UNSUNG HERO OF LOVEMAKING

TORONTO BARS THAT I HAVE PUBLICLY MADE OUT IN

Feminism

RAMPANT SEXISM IN THE HOSPITALITY INDUSTRY 

THE REALITY OF BEING A WOMAN IN COMEDY

20 PICK-UP LINES TO USE ON A FEMINIST

MALE FEMINIST ALLIES SHOULD PRACTICE WHAT THEY PREACH IN RELATIONSHIPS

HOW TO WRITE A GOOD FEMALE TV/FILM CHARACTER

A TALE OF TWO SISTERS: WHY PEOPLE NEED TO STOP FOCUSING ON OUR PHYSICAL DIFFERENCES

Showcase Blogging

WHAT WE LOVE MOST ABOUT THE CHARACTERS FROM THE MAGICIANS

THE BADDEST BAD GUYS FROM SEASON TWO OF THE MAGICIANS

THE BEST POP CULTURE REFERENCES IN THE MAGICIANS

THE FUNNIEST MOMENTS IN SEASON TWO OF THE MAGICIANS

Self-help

HOW TO GET SHIT DONE WHEN YOU’RE FEELING DEPRESSED 

16 STEPS TOWARDS BECOMING A CONFIDENT BAD ASS 

MY STRUGGLE WITH TAKING THINGS PERSONALLY

“YOUR PHONE CALL DIDN’T WAKE ME UP” AND OTHER LIES I TELL

Other Funny Stuff 

THAT TIME I DID STAND-UP COMEDY… NAKED

HOW TO SAVE MONEY – 15 TIPS FROM MY DAD

MY GREATEST FEAR: THE FIRST PREGNANCY SCARE

Pop Culture & Interviews

WHY ETERNAL SUNSHINE OF THE SPOTLESS MIND IS THE BEST BREAK-UP MOVIE

AN ODE TO PEGGY OLSEN AND JOAN HOLLOWAY (HARRIS)

“I CAN’T BELIEVE IT’S NOT BETTER”: AN INTERVIEW WITH MONICA HEISEY

AN INTERVIEW WITH JULIA HLADKOWICZ: COMEDIAN, ACTOR, PUG LOVER